幽默的英语自我介绍

时间：2024-03-02 21:05:50 小龙自我介绍

　　幽默的英语自我介绍范文篇1

　　My name is zhang.Why don't I name is wang li to surnamed zhang not?Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense all don't understand, because my daughter zhang!

　　My name will not tell you, afraid said you don't remember.You will remember my nickname is ok, I nicknamed \"idol\" middle-aged and old women.Really cheat you is the dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I really too bad.Even my baby girl can't afford to kneel cries: \"dad, really ugly isn't you of wrong, but you thousand shouldn't shouldn't, shouldn't secretly sneak out scary home home child!\"Well, look, I this silly girl, you how what all tell the truth?Dear fellows, an polite here, please give more valuable opinions, the next was born I must fix them!

　　You ask me is a man or a woman?Stewing hens (sorry), this is my privacy, I can't tell you.If I told you, I would not be a man like men.How to wear?Do you want to take me?I also don't say killed an.You put me to death, how can I say!The following will talk about my age.I this year 7 years old daughter, I just than an old so a little girl.How much is it a little?Hey hey, is 32 years old.

　　My older daughter too me short.Actually, I only a little shorter than world famous basketball star yao Ming.How much is it a little?Hey hey, is 60 centimeters.

　　You ask me what special features?Not with you, I can be more specialties, is the most make me proud of singing and 100 - meter dash.

　　Say first to sing.My tenor is the thief, already famous in the world!Who is haunted places are well-paid I sing.I as long as openings to sing one or two, no matter how terrible the demons are instantly foaming at the mouth fell to the ground, my god, the poor devil was all my beautiful song to frighten to death!

　　Besides, the 100 - meter dash.I often in east playground and two world famous Chinese sprint female athlete's intense, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I not afraid of the strong, teeth closed eyes ran all the way, each time with honours won third place!Do you want to know what are the best player to play against me?Before I tell you, you can want to balance seated, because their fame is too big, I'm afraid to scare you.Please look a look around and have a look, and who doesn't have balance?Who else doesn't sit well?To remind them that it is not a joke, this is human life's great things!We must seriously listen to, who also don't laugh.I really want to say, I say right away, I again, anyone who is scared silly I not responsible!That I have to tell you the truth, the two famous athletes, one is my wife, one is my daughter!!!!!

　　幽默的英语自我介绍范文篇2

　　Everybody is good!My name is * * *, from * *. Before I came to the interview has been considering a problem, the teacher is how to make all of you in a relatively short period of time for me to be a clear and comprehensive understanding, so I brought eight flower, I was born in flowering season in June, three lane, like the plum blossom hate rhetoric, pay attention to flair, afraid of eyesight fails, special features the icing on the cake, the pursuit of flowers, my motto is: take your time production of happiness for you!

　　I don't want to can come to cold rain in the cold wind behind, since the target is up to the invasion of the mountains and then left to the world can only be seriously tashi footprint. I not to think about the way of the future is flat or muddy, as long as the heart is full of perseverance and love everything is predictable!Remember that Archimedes once said a words: give me a fulcrum I will skip the entire earth!

　　And, of course, my breath, I want to say is give me a stage, I will let the audience and the audience experience unprecedented splendid!Thank you all!

　　幽默的英语自我介绍范文篇3

　　Oh!Glad to meet you.My name is zhang name is qian, do you want to make friends with me?Don't worry, let me introduce myself to you first.

　　My age, from birth to now has been spent twelve \"June 1\" children's day.As for the child, ah, you don't look at me is not too high, but now my weight is light, I was...Ah, by the way, the weight of secrecy, or I say it, you will be laughing off the fangs, then how I later can go out to see an acquaintance!Although I am fat, but my five rulers unusually good.Look, a word face, like two black grapes under the double eyelid big eyes is full of naughty, under the eyes straight nose like a sculpture, mouth is not small, and articulate, so my dad always said I grow up to be a comedian.When it comes to my senses, you also send me a derisively called - \"facial features are\", you don't laugh, to be honest, I don't want to now and the communist party of China central discipline inspection commission secretary wu guanzheng than a high or low, I can have what ah this little lad.However, when I grow up...This is another story, not to talk about today.

　　When it comes to personality, I am a lively little boy, but because of the \"active\", give me also raises a series of \"story\".On one occasion, the teacher teaches in 32 \"bore\" penny, I suddenly think of summer vacation with my dad to see tide in haining, so I'll keep that mouth, when the teacher turned to write on the blackboard, I'll put your head into a table, just open your mouth, thought that the teacher will suddenly turn around, my outcome you can imagine.Because of this class, I don't know how much criticism by the teacher.But, you also don't despise me, if you listen to my advantage, will be smiling.Look, class actively raise your hand to speak with me, homework every time very good with me, for all the big exam topped with me, each semester school praise the \"outstanding student cadres\" have I...How, I more advantages than disadvantages.

　　To tell you my hobby, \"bookworm\" but my derisively called again and again and again.You see, open your eyes in the morning a must-read, have a meal time is reading, keep a book before going to bed every night to sleep, for me, sometimes reading is important than eating.In addition to the book or a book, and my bed mother poking fun at my life in the \"siege\" of the book, said I was the \"great man MAO zedong\" faithful simulation.Well, I'm flattered, who call me for not make me happy let me worry let me enrich your good friend let me progress - book?In addition, I also like calligraphy and painting very much and I do not believe, you can come to my house to see, on the wall, the door is my colorful, colorful \"masterpiece\", guarantee the feast your eyes.

　　This is me, a you also interested in the little boy, how?Do you want to make friends with me?I dream all want to \"friends with the world\"?

　　
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